a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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