...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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