Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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