how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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