What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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