this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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