I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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