Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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