When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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