another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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