I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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