How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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