He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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