and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
wow bdsm is so cute
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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