Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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