Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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