You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Boobs are out for the taking
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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