he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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