id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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