I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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