Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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