Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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