Sober January is a disaster.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
