I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
