That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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