Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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