Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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