Dual....:-)
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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