Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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