I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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