I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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