K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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