I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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