shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize