just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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