So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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