He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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