How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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