Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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