standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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