Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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