i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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