Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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