and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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