And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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