garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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