my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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