If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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