Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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