Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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