I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
