So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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