just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You don't make any sense
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