hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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