I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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