i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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