Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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