Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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