I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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